/* WHO */

    Team ................. anon. Thtay anon.
    Contact .............. x.com/uthleth. That'th it.
    Location ............. the internet, obviouthly
    Built with ........... artifithial intelligenth, and we thaid tho
                           right at the top of the thourth code
    Hand-written ......... the jokes. The AI cannot do the lithp.

                    /* WHAT */

    One HTML file. Three imageth. Zero JavaThcript frameworkth.
    Zero trackerth. Zero cookieth. Zero backend. Zero utility.

    If you are reading thith file you are exactly the kind of
    perthon we built the thourth code comment for. Go look.

                    /* WHY */

    Becauthe "utheleth" ith funnier when you thay it out loud.