Robinhood Chain · $UTHLETH
Every other coin promitheth you the future. Thith one promitheth nothing, and it delivereth every time.
Not launched yet — CA goes here at launch
Nothing. That is the entire product, and we ship it flawlethly.
There is no app, no staking dashboard, no governance vote nobody attends. You hold it. It sits there. It is very good at sitting there.
Q1 through Q4 are blank on purpose. Nothing to miss, nothing to delay, nothing to quietly edit out of the deck in April.
Nobody here is going to tell you this changes finance. It's a joke with a ticker, and it says so on the front page.
Four steps. You have done harder things with worse odds.
Robinhood Wallet has the chain built in. MetaMask added it in July. Any EVM wallet works — write the seed phrase on paper and never type it into anything that asks nicely.
Gas is paid in ETH — there is no separate gas token. Bridge a little across with Relay, Across, or the Arbitrum canonical bridge.
Open Uniswap on Robinhood Chain, paste the contract address from the bar above, and swap ETH for $UTHLETH.
This is the part most people fail. Close the app. Go outside. Come back whenever.
Swap on Uniswap Link goes live at launch.
Placeholder numbers until launch. Whatever ends up here is what ends up on-chain — check it yourself.
Useless, said by a man who does not have time for the letter S. UTH-leth. If you read it out loud in the office, that's the marketing working.
No. It's a parody of it, which is a parody of everything else. Separate token, separate contract, no relationship of any kind.
Robinhood built an Ethereum L2 for tokenized stocks and serious grown-up finance. Memecoins took it over in the first fortnight. Putting the most uthleth token on the most respectable new chain is the joke. Also the chain ID is 4663, which spells HOOD on a phone keypad, and somebody at Robinhood is very pleased with themthelveth.
No idea, and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something. Meme coins usually go to zero. Treat the money as spent.
A few people who thought the joke was funny enough to buy a domain for. There is no company, no fund, no team of twelve.